Unicorn meat

Ocean super suit lets you travel the deep blue sans submarine
Jun 30, 2014

With over two days worth of air stored in its tanks, you'll have enough time to wage a battle against Cthulhu in this sucker.

ThinkGeek gets awesome cease-and-desist order for Unicorn Meat
Dec 14, 2012

ThinkGeek receives a cease and desist order from the National Pork Board over their spoof ad for Unicorn Meat.

Mmm, sparkly! Unicorn meat is the other other white meat!
Dec 14, 2012

It's sparkly AND crunchy! Only thing better would be tasty babies!