Star Wars stories

Every large organization has those things it'd rather keep from the rank and file, be it the Galactic Empire, the Rebellion or the Jedi Academy—and thanks to the latest Twitter meme, here are the juiciest Star Wars secrets to come down the pike.
If only Dr. Seuss rather than Ralph McQuarrie had done the concept art for Star Wars, then maybe we wouldn't have those recurring nightmares about Darth Vader coming after us with a lightsaber. Who knew a Sith Lord could be so cute?