Ah, the teen comedy! Is there nothing more temporary, more fleeting, and more of its time? Unless, of course, you repurpose footage from those films and turn them into a trailer for what would be the coolest series/film in history—Gotham High.

Star Trek: The Next Generation is getting its own porn parody movie (Gene Roddenberry would be SO proud), and Revolution X has released a couple of pics as well as a surprisingly SFW trailer. The two highlights? It features famous Jean-Luc Picard impersonator Giles Aston in the role of our favorite Enterprise Captain—and the return of Tasha Yar!