There are a handful of things in this world that go together so extraordinarily well they feel like they were made for each other. Peanut butter and jelly. Peaches and cream. Peaches & Herb. But who knew that Jedis and ninjas would be two great tastes that taste great together? The makers of this fight-happy short did.
This just in—two kittens whipped out some crazy jedi maneuvers earlier this afternoon. Sources on the scene say it was harrowing but adorable, and the video of the two balls of fur—let's call them Obi-Kat Kenobi and Anikat Skywalker—has to be seen to be believed.
Even though "Ryan vs. Dorkman" is considered a fan film, there's no doubt that it and its sequels were professionally made: in addition to filming force lightning, floating lightsabers and limb loss, Ryan and Dorkman hired a 57-piece orchestra to score the soundtrack.
Conflict resolution is a tricky thing, no matter where you live. Sometimes, if you're embroiled in some kind of tractor vs. car accident in rural France, the only thing to do is reach for an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.