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Guy arrested for attacking holiday shoppers with lightsaber
Dec 16, 2012

A man was arrested in Oregon after assaulting three customers at a Toys 'R' Us with a lightsaber, yet more proof that everything is better with lightsabers. Even manic episodes.

It's a Jedi Ninja fight to the death (you read right: JEDI NINJAS)
Dec 16, 2012

There are a handful of things in this world that go together so extraordinarily well they feel like they were made for each other. Peanut butter and jelly. Peaches and cream. Peaches & Herb. But who knew that Jedis and ninjas would be two great tastes that taste great together? The makers of this fight-happy short did.

Watch Ewan McGregor whack a baseball with a lightsaber
Dec 15, 2012

Admit it—you've probably thought of using a lightsaber as a baseball bat ever since you first got your hands on one. But a couple of days ago, Obi-Wan Kenobi did more than think about it—he did it!

What kittens do when you're not watching: Duel with lightsabers!
Dec 15, 2012

This just in—two kittens whipped out some crazy jedi maneuvers earlier this afternoon. Sources on the scene say it was harrowing but adorable, and the video of the two balls of fur—let's call them Obi-Kat Kenobi and Anikat Skywalker—has to be seen to be believed.

Greatest fan-made lightsaber battle ever gets even BETTER sequel
Dec 14, 2012

Even though "Ryan vs. Dorkman" is considered a fan film, there's no doubt that it and its sequels were professionally made: in addition to filming force lightning, floating lightsabers and limb loss, Ryan and Dorkman hired a 57-piece orchestra to score the soundtrack.

Watch angry old French dude turn Jedi in epic lightsaber battle
Dec 14, 2012

Conflict resolution is a tricky thing, no matter where you live. Sometimes, if you're embroiled in some kind of tractor vs. car accident in rural France, the only thing to do is reach for an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

EVERYTHING is awesome with lightsabers. Even badminton. (Really.)
Dec 14, 2012

Everything's better with lightsabers. Like a couple of old French guys wailing on each other. So why not badminton? Yes. Badminton.

Star Wars fan creates homemade plush lightsabers
Dec 14, 2012

We normally wouldn't recommend putting a lightsaber into the hands of a one-year-old kid, but a crafty Star Wars fan found a way to convince us otherwise!

Watch two street gangs go all Star Wars in epic lightsaber battle
Dec 14, 2012

Look like we have less to fear from the Bloods and the Crips than we do from the Jedi and the Sith, who've brought their bloody battle from the stars to the streets.