The guys at OneMinuteGalactica—who've already reimagined Star Wars as a 1950s sex education video—just tweaked Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom to teach us a thing or two about good table manners.

It doesn't matter what movie Harrison Ford is promoting—the interviewers always bring the conversation around to Star Wars, hitting him with questions which he answers reluctantly. And we don't usually hear anything new anyway. But in a recent interview, Ford revealed that if he'd had his way, the character that made him famous ... would have been killed.

Think about it—except for maybe a DVD bonus feature, when have you ever heard Harrison Ford publicly speak about Star Wars? It took 30-some years, but the right cause finally came along to break Ford's silence.

A website says it's laid hands on the official synopsis for the movie, which unites James Bond and Indiana Jones.