Just how evil is Darth Vader, Lord of the Sith, slayer of younglings and destroyer of worlds? Well, if this pretty inspired mashup is to be believed, his heart was three sizes too small. And, probably, char-broiled by lava.
If you've read or seen Watchmen, you know that Rorschach is an intense guy. (And if you haven't read Watchmen, please do so immediately.) But what would happen if this antisocial antihero were confronted with the spirit of Christmas?
Foul things are afoot at the home of the late Theodor Geisel: Someone snuck onto the grounds and made off with a massive bronze statue of the Lorax, which had rested in the grickle-grass on the author's California estate for years.
In honor of that great sci-fi writer Dr. Seuss' 107th birthday, let's take a look at some of his most futuristic contraptions. Heck, he's practically a modern day Leonardo da Vinci ... except none of Seuss' devices would ever, ever work.