At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. Also, let's steal some stuff while we're at it.
Star Wars fans, take note: We're less than a week away from the premiere of The Clone Wars. Come Saturday, arguably the best, most nuanced take on Lucas' flagship franchise will be back on the air (eat your heart out long-rumored live action series).
A new trailer for season five of Cartoon Network's Star Wars: Clone Wars has been released, showing off the triumphant return of everyone's favorite badass Sith—Darth Maul.
Image of the Day: Darth Milk (because the Dark Side has cookies)
Last month, we told you about a guy from Oregon who went all Darth Maul in the middle of Toys 'R' Us, swinging plastic lightsabers at customers and cops until he was arrested. Now the same guy is on his way to a brief jail stay, though sadly his crime is not listed as "Misuse of The Force."
You remember Darth Maul, don't you? That demon-faced Sith Lord with the double-bladed lightsaber who so memorably Phantom Menaced Ewan McGregor's Obi-Wan Kenobi and Liam Neeson's Qui-Gon Jinn ... until he got sliced in half by a Jedi intern? As the old saying goes, no one's really dead in science fiction.