Fats (Magic, 1978) Anthony Hopkins stars in this bizarre tale of a psychotic ventriloquist and his foul-mouthed puppet. The melon-headed Fats doll offers bad love advice to his owner, Corky, and assists with many murderous deeds. "Abracadabra, I sit on his knee. Presto, change-o, now he's me! Hocus Pocus, we take her to bed. Magic is fun ... when you're dead."