Face of the Man on the Moon What it really is: You've heard of The Man Who Sold the Moon? Here's an attempt to patent the moon, or at least the face in it. Mouth, nose, forehead, eyes, eyebrow, cheek, lips and, we're not kidding, a cigar, marked by the number 11. The purpose (again, no joke): "a guiding force for all generations towards permanent world peace, unity and friendship forever on our planet." That's it. Tomorrow, we're going to copyright the recipe for green cheese.