DarthVaderLavaLamp022712.jpg Darth Vader Lava Lamp Guaranteed to frighten most small children, this 1970s throwback would feature a psychedelic Darth, haunting your bedroom and your dreams. HanPopsicle022712.jpg Han in Carbonite Popsicle mold Though its a little unsettling if you don't get the reference, this popsicle mold to create your own little frozen Han is actually pretty cool. DeatrhStarBasketball022712.jpg Death Star basketball Ok, honestly, this is pretty awesome. Who wouldn't want to shoot hoops with the Death Star?! YodaSharpener022712.jpg Yoda's Dagobah Pencil Sharpener This weird desk swamp featured nifty holes to store and sharpen your old No. 2s. SpiritIlluminator022712.jpg Star Wars Spirit Illuminator A creepy Darth Vader head that, when you touch the bottom, lights up to reveal his "inner spirit": A baby-faced Anakin. InflatableThrone022712.jpg Inflatable Emperor's Throne You know, for the little evil psychopath in all of us. PlanetBallStraws022712.jpg Planet Ball Straws Anything that uses the words "straw" and "ball" is usually not a good sign, and this failed design would have featured curvy straws with toy planet balls in the center. SaltShakers022712.jpg Anakin and Darth Vader salt and pepper shakers This one takes black and white a little too literally, with a black Vader holding your pepper, and a white Anakin helping flavor up your mashed potatoes. YodaBackpack022712.jpg Yoda backpack This was cool, but not very practicial. A backpack featuring a small Yoda attached to the top meant you would always have a Jedi master watching your back. Literally. DarthVaderDoorKnocker022712.jpg Darth Vader Door Knocker A heavy-duty metal door knocker to show the whole neighborhood you have the coolest house in town.