Black Hole 33.jpg A black hole is created when a big star collapses in on itself, as Justin Bieber is currently doing. Black Hole 2_0.jpg Playing universe golf is pretty simple, provided you avoid the comet trap and have a golf ball of sufficient mass to get sucked into the hole from far away. Black Hole 3_0.jpg We took a picture of a black hole once, but our camera got sucked into it. Black Hole 4_0.jpg This looks just like that one time we held a magnet to the center of our computer screen. Black Hole 5_0.jpg Is anyone else reminded of the end of the shower scene from Psycho? Black Hole 6_0.jpg Remember to always clean the area around your black hole, or else it could end up looking like this. Black Hole 7_0.jpg One day, man will be able to travel to black holes. On that day, all of our landfill problems will disappear. Black Hole 8_0.jpg Gods hate black holes because their frisbees are always getting stuck in there. Black Hole 9_0.jpg This kind of resembles Australia, although there's even less in the middle of Australia. Black Hole 10_0.jpg Any star can get old and die, but it takes a really determined star to take everything else down with it. Black Hole 11_0.jpg In the Southern hemisphere, do galaxies swirl into a black hole counter-clockwise? Black Hole 12_0.jpg Nothing can escape a black hole, except a giant ghost. Black Hole 13_0.jpg See, now this is pretty. Why do black holes always have to be the same color? Black Hole 14_0.jpg Sometimes when galaxies get sucked into black holes, they bleed all over the place. Black Hole 15_0.jpg This is why we didn't restrict our lise to only photos of black holes: They tend to be kind of boring. Black Hole 16_0.jpg We're not sure what ULX is, but whatever it is, it's pretty screwed. Black Hole 17_0.jpg If you want to recreate a black hole photo, apparently taking a picture in the rain, at night, with a smeared camera lens is all you need to do. Black Hole 18_0.jpg This is a black hole sucking in a sun. We expected it to look more metal. Black Hole 19_0.jpg We have a huge fear of black holes. Freud would have a field day with us. Black Hole 20_0.jpg That's weird: We saw a picture like this in sex ed. Black Hole 21_0.jpg If you ever fall into a black hole, don't struggle or you'll get sucked in deeper. It's like quicksand. Black Hole 22_0.jpg We like to imagine that black holes make a huge slurping noise. Black Hole 23_0.jpg We like to think those stars are twinkling with amusement at the galaxial schadenfreude. Black Hole 24_0.jpg This looks like one time when we accidentally stepped on a slug. Black Hole 25_0.jpg We'd like to see a 3D movie about a black hole, but all the critics would quip, "it sucks." Black Hole 26_0.jpg We can't wait for someone to invent portable black holes. We'd never have to vacuum, again. Black Hole 27_0.jpg This black hole looks like it's blowing steam at both ends, like us when we eat chili. Black Hole 28_0.jpg This black hole must have sucked in a bunch of rainbows Black Hole 29_0.jpg If a black hole happened in our galaxy, scientists would have to scramble to make an enormous drain plug. Black Hole 30_0.jpg We tried watching "CSI: Universe," but the killer turns out to be a black hole like 90% of the time. Black Hole 31_0.jpg We dated a black hole once, but it kept asking us if it looked super massive. Black Hole 32_0.jpg Based on 2001: A Space Odyssey, we assum the inside of a black hole just contains some boring rooms. Black Hole_0.jpg If there is no God, then who keeps changing the Universe's toilet bowl cleaner? Checkmate! Black Hole 34.jpg Whenever we wonder what it's like to be inside a black hole, we just close our eyes to find out.