Penis Head Fish
In the seas of Vietnam, a fish has been discovered that wears its penis on its face. But, horrifyingly enough, it gets worse: The penis has a rod and a jagged hook for catching and ensnaring female mates. Don't be so hard on this fish, though: Its anus is right below its penis on the "chin" area, which would make it really hard for us to find a willing mate, as well. Although, ladies, if you go on a blind date with a guy who has a fishing rod growing out of his head, run away.