Hilarious short shows the awfulness of Star Wars speed dating

Dominate the galaxy, try to save it, and everything in between -- Star Wars characters are mostly pretty cool. But, you know what they're awful at? Speed dating. 

It's like this — if George Lucas wrote your romantic dialogue, you're pretty much guaranteed to strike out. And that is exactly what happens to Greedo, Boba Fett, Jar Jar, Darth Vader, Chewie and Han's brother, Dan Solo in this hilarious clip.

Oh, and remember when we mentioned George Lucas? Yeah, he's there, too. Awkward.

Okay. We lied. Someone does get some, but it's in the absolute worst way possible. We're just hoping a lot of Colt 45 was involved. A LOT. 

Now all that's left is trying to decide which of these Sophie's Choices we'd make. At least Darth Vader is refreshingy honest. Mace Windu does have that whole dark side thing going for him, though. Chewie might be tender. Mickey is rich, but you know he'd want to do unspeakable things. No, it's going to have to be Boba. Who can say no to a bad boy?

(via Laughing Squid)

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