Tally up 82 sins of 1998's Godzilla in hilarious 7-minute video

With fresh footage from director Gareth Edwards' (Monsters) Godzilla reboot about to trample innocent geeks at this week's San Diego Comic-Con, let's allow the fine folks at Cinema Sins to go on a rampage against Roland Emmerich's colossally awful kaiju calamity Godzilla from 1998. 

Try and restrain yourself as the Sin Meter skyrockets past the number of Matthew Broderick's bad puns, jaunty Bueller berets and insane scientific conclusions.  Get ready to rant and roll...

Ouch.  That was painful.  Let's hope next year's Godzilla remake is a much brainier beast.

Gumballs ... why'd it have to be gumballs!

(Via You Bent My Wookie)

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