We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.
Poor 3PO. You'd think human-cyborg relations would be a pretty easy job, but the protocol droid just can't catch a break. He's been blown up multiple times, had his memory erased, and was even in that Star Wars Holiday Special.
Well, sadly, the indignities never cease. And today we've discovered a long-lost commercial for Disney's Star Tours ride where C-3PO raps. Really.
How DJ R2-D2 and the Fresh 3PO never appeared on Yo! MTV Raps, we'll never know.