Wil Wheaton sings hilarious lyrics the Star Trek: TNG theme song should have had

If anybody is allowed to come up with screwball lyrics to the classic TNG fanfare, it's Wil Wheaton. 

The Vlogbrothers raised $869,591 with the Project for Awesome charity livestream. During that time, they had a bevy of geeky guests, including one Wil "Shut Up Wesley" Wheaton. What was Wil up to? Oh, you know, a little of this, a little of that -- a little writing lyrics to the Star Trek: The Next Generation theme song!


Sure, they were off the cuff, but obviously filled with love. Prior to this, my personal lyrics to the theme song involved just singing Geordi's name a lot. This Wheaton version seems like an upgrade.

But we welcome all comers. If you've got your own lyrics to that classic tune, let's hear 'em!

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