Hey, you know that little puppet from the Saw movies? Turns out living with him is terrible, but not in the way you'd expect.
Alright, picture this: you want to move to a big city, but you don't necessarily have any great job prospects lined up. You're living off of what you packed in a small suitcase, a little money in your bank account, and the biggest dreams your heart can contain. But where do you bunk? Well, you're definitely going to need at least one roommate.
So, one adventure through craigslist later, and you've found the perfect spot. There's just one problem -- the roommate is Jigsaw. But how bad could it be, right?
This bad, friend. This bad.
So, technically, you're not in peril exactly, but still! Nobody wants to drink animal blood, get their iPad jacked-up by an overflowing toilet, or fish their car keys out of a dog's stomach. I mean, I'm assuming nobody wants that, right?