Get poetic with these Stargate-specific refrigerator magnets…because the words “System Lords” and “Bra’tac” sounds like poetry to our ears. $13.

Here’s the DVD original movie that started it all, starring Kurt Russell and James Spader. It took three years for this film to be turned into a TV show, but we’re glad it did. $10 or less.

Here it is, the whole series of SG-1: 214 episodes over ten seasons. It’ll take over eight days to watch them all—and that’s only if you don’t stop to sleep. $200 or less.

The zat'nik'tel gun, a.k.a. zat gun, will stun you in one shot and kill you in two. Not this one. This one is a toy. But if it worked, it would be even more awesome than it already is. CAN$250.

The ma’tok staff is an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. At least, it certainly looks the part. CAN$995.

In these novelizations, our heroes travel on new adventures, like battling familiar enemies, saving the Pegasus Galaxy....and visiting Roswell, New Mexico, circa 1947. $8

Remember, the first movie came out in 1994, just before the pinball games industry collapsed. But this Stargate pinball machine was produced before it did. $3,995

Our favorite former first primes of Apophis, Teal’c and Bra’tac, wore his symbol on their foreheads. We suggest you iron these symbols to some place less fleshy, more fabric-y. $7

We want this Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter action figure, because this version of Carter is at a higher pay grade than captain or major. $40

It’s a Stargate watch. So you can keep Earth time no matter what galaxy you’re in. $210

T-shirts let you wear your love of Stargate Atlantis on your sleeve. Or in this case, your chest. $20

Good news: These nifty coasters look fantastic. Bad news: If they suddenly start working, our coffee gets sent to another galaxy. Nooo! $30

To most eyes, this looks like a circle pendant, and it would take a sharp-eyed fan to recognize the stargate. But if someone does, then you know he/she is totally cool. $39

A is for Asgard. B is for Bre’tac. C is for Carter. This nursery poster teaches potential Stargate fans the right way to learn their alphabet. $15

Stargate Universe was criticized for being “too dark.” But in French, it suddenly becomes “tres chic.” $5

It’s a handsome gift for the person who has everything…except, ya know, a Stargate. $49

The Goa'uld word for Stargate is "chappa'ai.” Here, this decal turns your toilet into a crap-a’ai. $17

Many women watched Atlantis because of Jason Momoa. Okay, we watched it for the rest of the crew too. But Ronon was not absolutely hard on the eyes. $90

Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who is the fairest Stargate fan of all? Whoever looks into this mirror, of course. $150

A Stargate boardgame looks like it could be fun, if only because you get to see the looks on your friends’ faces when you defeat them—or vice versa. $35