Serenity Blueprints, $34.99: Because you need to know every inch of your favorite Firefly-class starship, and you always want a handy diagram to show you where Jayne keeps his weapons.

Serenity Official Map of The 'Verse, $37.26: Study it often, friends. You never know when you need to make a quick escape from Reavers.

Firefly Builder's Plaques, $8.99: You may not have your own, but with these little stickers you can brand anything from your desk to your broken down car as a Firefly-class starship.

Mal Reynolds Pistol Replica, $74.99: Guaranteed to make you the coolest person at your viewing parties. But sorry, Nathan Fillion's handsomeness isn't included.

Slayer Scythe Replica, $699.99: It won't make you the Chosen One, but it will make anyone who happens to be prowling your local graveyard think twice about messing with you.

Slayer's Stake Replica, $429.99: Your very own Mr. Pointy, ready for dusting.

Vampry Book Replica, $449.99: All the knowledge you could ever hope to have about vampires, but unfortunately it doesn't come with a Watcher to keep you company while you study.

Joss Whedon: The Complete Companion: The TV Series, the Movies, the Comic Books and More: The Essential Guide to the Whedonverse, $12.89: Whether you're a newcomer or an old pro at this Whedon stuff, this book is sure to have something you didn't already know in it.

Firefly: A Celebration, $28.23: The perfect coffee table book for the Browncoat in your life.

Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog: The Book, $13.57: From production photos to sheet music, this volume's got everything a fan of everyone's favorite web series could want.

Angel "Smile Time" Battle-Damaged Puppet, $179.99: Remember that episode of Angel where he turned into a puppet? Of course you do! It's only the greatest episode ever, and now you can own a piece of it.

Buffy: The Making of a Slayer, $39.99: This 15th anniversary celebration of the series that started the Whedon legend includes in-depth commentary on the making of the show, plus a series of replicas of spells and incantations from the series. It's perfect for anyone who can't get enough of the Buffyverse.

Spike statue, $233.99: Long before Edward Cullen came along and sparkled his way onto movie screens, there was Spike. Now you can give your favorite Buffy fan an awesome sculpture of the ultimate bad boy vamp.

Dr. Horrible Penny Animated Maquette, $49.99: Now you don't need a freeze ray to get your hands on your Dr. Horrible crush.

Avengers Double Film Cell, $59.99: Show your devotion to Earth's Mightiest Heroes with a collectible set of film cells commemorating their finest moments onscreen.

Serenity Desk Model, $99.99: The finest ship in the 'verse, now right there on your desktop. Just don't let your office mates catch you flying it around the room during breaks.

Jaynestown T-Shirt, $20.99: Commemorate the Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne with this awesome t-shirt.

Sunnydale High School t-shirt, $18.99: You may not have gone there, but after seven seasons of monster fighting, you might feel like you did.

Avengers Iron Man Power Band, $199.99: Unfortunately, the armor that will assemble itself around you while you're falling from a skyscraper doesn't come with them, but these are still cool bracelets.

Evil League of Evil t-shirt, $20.99: This way you can get into the world's greatest evil organization without an official invite from Bad Horse.

Iron Man Mark VII Life-Size Bust, $799.99: It's pricey, but it's still not as pricey as building your own Mark VII armor.

Agent Coulson's Captain America trading cards, $37.99: It's not a vintage set, but it's the closest you'll get to Agent Coulson's own dedicated man-crush on Cap. You'll have to add the blood yourself, though.

Property of the Dollhouse t-shirt, $14.95: The show was short-lived, but the fanbase lives on in this sleek piece of apparel.

Comic-Con Episode IV: A Fan's Hope with Exclusive Mini Figurines, $24.74: Pick up this special edition of Morgan Spurlock's acclaimed documentary and you get a nifty minifigure of Mr. Whedon himself. It's a double dose of nerdy goodness.

Serenity Wallscape, $24.97: Because the next best think to taking a ride in Serenity is having her streak across your bedroom wall.