Franklin, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974): Poor Franklin. He didn't want to get dragged out into the hot Texas sun. He didn't want to roll down that hill. He didn't want to get chopped up by that chainsaw. We sympathize, but perhaps if he hadn't moped so much (and gotten a little less excited about how a slaughterhouse works), we'd be a little more sympathetic about his fate.

Paige, House of Wax (2005): This character was played by Paris Hilton. That about sums it up.

Sergeant Howie, The Wicker Man (1973): Yes, Sergeant, we know, all the people in the movie except you are godless heathens who enjoy a good human sacrifice. We get that you're on the side of right, but did you have to be so damn stern all the time?

Hudson, Aliens (1986): Yeah, times are tough for Hudson. He thought he was headed for another "bug hunt" and instead found himself face to face with relentless, deadly xenomorphs. We know it's hard out here for a Colonial Marine, but stop whining so much.

Dennis Nedry, Jurassic Park (1993): It's true that if it weren't for Nedry and his greedy antics, we wouldn't have that awesome Tyrannosaurus attack scene to watch. But it's also true that he almost got everyone in the movie killed, and it was damn fun to watch him die.

Mrs. Carmody, The Mist (2007): The lady who calls for human sacrifice to save herself from the monsters (you know, for Jesus) is never anyone's friend.

Harry Cooper, Night of the Living Dead (1968): Though what happened to his wife and daughter was tragic, Harry himself got up to far much contentious bickering with the rest of the survivors for us to really feel sorry for him.

Steve, Dawn of the Dead (2004): There's always that one guy in any big group of zombie survivors who just can't stop getting on everyone's nerves. Steve was that guy this time around, and he got a double dose of death (once as a human, once as a zombie) for his trouble.

Captain Rhodes, Day of the Dead (1985): What can be said about Captain Rhodes that hasn't been said already? He was a jerk. He got ripped to shreds by zombies. We were happy. The end.

Barry, I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997): Part of the point of I Know What You Did Last Summer is all that all the kids kind of get what they deserve. But we always thought Barry deserved it just a little more.

Nurse Karen, Halloween II (1981): What did you call a nurse who shows up late to work and then abandons her patients to frolic with her boyfriend in a therapy hot tub? You call her Michael Myers' latest victim, that's what.

Margaret White, Carrie (1976): High school is hard enough without your mother deciding you're an evil, sin-producing harlot just because you exist. That's why we didn't shed a tear for Mrs. White.

Crazy Ralph, Friday the 13th (1980) and Friday the 13th Part II (1981): There's something lovable about Ralph, but there's something really obnoxious too. You'd think at some point he'd stop babbling about a cursed camp and just get on with his life. Of course, the sad thing is, he was right, and Jason made sure to prove it for him.