Sneaky new Resident Evil: Retribution teaser explodes with crazy

As they've gone on, Milla Jovovich's Resident Evil movies seems to have become less and less tethered to anything resembling sanity. Thing is: We don't care. Insane is precisely what we want, and this first snippet from Retribution doesn't disappoint.

I'm particularly fond of the use of Patrick Stewart's dulcet voice to soothe you into a kind of tech-commercial stupor—and that is a whole lot of Sony products this teaser is selling—before all hell breaks loose.

It's a long way until September 2012, but I'm marking my calendar. I do like the crazy.

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