Infographic: Map of the United States of Scary Things

America is home to many things: Football you can use your hands to play, various apple-related dessert products, Carrot Top. But if you broke down, state by state, precisely where to find the scariest things, you'd have a map that looks a lot like this.

For the record, my favorite is Delaware, a state you should clearly avoid if you want nothing to do with Zombie Sugar Ray Leonard, who has a wicked jab.

Pleated Jeans has a larger version over here.

(Via Laughing Squid)

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