WTF are those Daleks doing to that poor turtle?

"Four Daleks and a turtle were walking through a Marriott one day" isn't the opening line of a joke ... it's the description of a strange video we were just sent that sort of leaves us speechless.

We're not sure when or where YouTube user RidiculouslyAwes0me spotted this bizarre parade, though we do see a floor mat that gives away the site as being some unidentified Marriott Hotel. But we have no idea why this poor creature is being tormented with ... ex-turtle-tion.

Where's a TIme Lord when you need one?

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