As Mel Brooks told us in The History of the World, Part 1, "It's good to be the king." This new rap video has updated the phrase to reflect the recently finished season one of Game of Thrones: "Damn, it feels good to be a Lannister."
This video, created by YouTuber LessTalkMoreMonkey, is chock full o' spoilers and full of NSFW language.
Some of the cleaner lyrics are from Tyrion's point of view:
"Now high class lords come in all shapes and sizes
some got killed in the past
but this noble here is a smart one
Top it off. Gone. Refill my glass"
If you're not squeamish about colorful metaphors, it's kind of awesome to hear Jaime and his brother Tyrion tell us, in no uncertain terms, that their lives are better than ours.
It's a pity that Cersei didn't get a chance to rap her point of view. And her hair.