Star Trek: The Next Generation is getting its own porn parody movie (Gene Roddenberry would be SO proud), and Revolution X has released a couple of pics as well as a surprisingly SFW trailer. The two highlights? It features famous Jean-Luc Picard impersonator Giles Aston in the role of our favorite Enterprise captain—and the return of Tasha Yar!
First off—no, Giles Aston is not getting out of his Starfleet uniform for the film. The man's strictly playing Capt. Picard as straight as can be (which would actually be quite in character).
Second, adult film maker Revolution X has clearly put a lot of effort and money into its re-creation of the Next Gen ship, costumes and makeup. (That Tasha Yar wig is truly awful, but beggars can't be choosers.) We also kinda wished the actors looked a tiny bit more like their real counterparts, just to make it more, dare we say, real? (Yeah, maybe we're asking a bit too much.)
Here's the film's synopsis:
While en route to Starbase 112, the Enterprise detects strange electromagnetic readings emanating from a barren M-Class planet. Upon further investigation, it is discovered that the source of energy is in fact a box containing Tasha Yar (India Summer), the long dead former Chief of Security of the ship, in cryosleep. Is she the real Tasha Yar? Is she a clone? Or is she something completely different?
Star Trek: The Next Generation — A XXX Parody DVD is set to come out in May.
It stars April O'Neil (Counselor Troi), Rocco Reed (Cmdr. Riker), Dana DeArmond (Ensign Ro), Kimberly Kane (Lt. Crusher), India Summer (Tasha Yar), Tyler Knight (Geordi), Bobbi Starr (Dr. Leah Brahms), Xander Corvus (Lt. Cmdr. Data), Lee Bang (Lt. Worf), Tim Cannon (security officer) and Giles Aston as Capt. Jean-Luc Picard.
What do you think?