George Takei's bizarre audition for Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark

George Takei would like you to know that HE'S the man to save Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark. And one of the main reasons he could rescue the troubled Broadway production? He says he'll be able to deliver the whole ... ahem ... package.

To which we can only say ... oh, my!

If you ever wanted to hear Sulu sing the '60s Spider-Man cartoon theme song (and even if you didn't), click below.

(via Topless Robot)

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