Captain America (Chris Evans) gets to live almost every teenage boy's dream: He is instantly turned from a scrawny young man into a buff hurt machine. He gets the admiration of his peers and he gets to kiss the girl. And we get to see it all, in new footage of Captain America: The First Avenger.
As for the other teenage boys who don't want to kiss the girl or become the hero ... they can always look up to the Red Skull (Hugo Weaving), who intimidates the hell out of us when he rips off his face.
Check out the new footage, via SFX.