Keiko and Miles, Star Trek: The Next Generation: This cute couple had a dream wedding, even though the bride is wearing what appears to be a full English tea set on her head.

Kate's Wedding, Lost: Kate took a break from living on the run to fall in love with Nathan Fillion. We expected Serenity to drop down and shuttle them into space, but instead we just get another boring Kate-back.

Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Cost of Living": A tradition involving the bride getting married naked caused friction with her arranged husband. It's so amazing how the problems of the future reflect the problems of today, except with more nudity.

Star Trek TOS, "Balance of Terror": Just like ship captains and priests, spaceship captains also apparently have the power to marry people. Although priests don't get to have a blonde in a miniskirt on their arm.

Farscape: John and Aeryn finally tied the knot, providing a fitting end for dozens of fan-made Farscape music video mashups.

Doctor Who, "The Runaway Bride": A bride has a monstrously bad wedding day as she gets caught up with the Doctor's time-travelling robotic energy particle spaceship nonsense.

Leila and Fry, Futurama: A time skip allows the co-stars to see their future wedding. This will allow them to fix a few mistakes, like failing to decorate the church.

Lex Luther and Lana Lang, Smallville: Lex and Lana exchange vows despite pleas from a desperate Clark Kent. Nothing brings a wedding down faster than a depressed Superman.

Max and Liz, Roswell: The series ended with Max and Liz getting married, ushering many of the series' preteen fans into puberty overnight.

Torchwood, "Something Borrowed": Nothing is be more embarrassing before your wedding day than getting impregnated by aliens. What strip club did her bachelorette party go to?

Lois and Clark: Our top tip for enjoying a wedding night with Superman? Two words: steel diaphragm.

Bionic Ever After: The Bionic Woman marries a freak-faced Six Million Dollar Man in this made-for-TV-movie. We need more of that, how come the Borg Queen from Star Trek can't marry the Smoke Monster from Lost?

Batman's Wedding: What, he couldn't even bother to put on a bat-shaped bowtie?

Agents 86 and 99, Get Smart: Here, Agent 99 is giving her husband-to-be that wry look every bride gives her man after the wedding is shot up by enemy agents.

Spider-Man: the Animated Series, Peter Parker and Mary Jane: Spider-Man finally stops slingling around and settles down with his true love. The buffet was all dead insects.

Mork and Mindy: Mindy weds her hopped-up alien love, not having any idea she will soon have to birth a giant Benjamin Button.

The Greatest American Hero, Ralph marries Pam: Ralph trades his super-suit for a penguin suit and says "I Do" to his romantic interest. However, his bride insists he put the super-suit back on for their honeymoon night.

Knight Rider, Michael's Wedding: KITT's driver and his bride appear in a candid photograph as they watch men with guns shoot at them. Always photogenic, that Hoff.

What The Bleep Do We Know, The Wedding Scene: The wedding photographer soon has an animated adventure with her own hormones, not unlike a hot flash.

Armageddon, A.J. And Grace: As the credits roll, A.J. and Grace wed while Aerosmith rocks out. One of the few relevant scenes-during-closing-credits in film history, this was way better than showing wacky outtakes of, like, Bruce Willis blowing up.

Bride of Frankenstein: In the 1935 original, Frankenstein's mate never really goes for him. As usual, this causes Frankenstein to fly into a destructive rage. We eagerly await a sequel called Therapist of Frankenstein.

Spaceballs, Princess Vespa's Wedding: The Spaceballs gang saves the princess from marrying a narcoleptic prince. It's a lot like The Graduate, except that the rest of the movie is nothing like The Graduate

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Worf and Dax: One of the most popular episodes of this Star Trek franchise was when Worf married Jadzia Dax's extremely gratuitous side-boob.

Star Trek: Voyager, Tom and B'Elenna: The crew plans to throw packets of rice in this wedding scene from Star Trek: Voyager. The Star Trek franchise seems to pack in more weddings than any other show (except Larry King).

On Her Majesty's Secret Service, James Bond's Wedding: 007's marital bliss is short-lived, as his new bride is soon murdered. Why is it that when they want to kill Bond, bad guys make some elaborate device, but when they want to kill Bond's wife, they just use bullets?

The Adventures of Superman, "The Wedding of Superman": Superman weds Lois Lane in this classic episode. Her parents are here, Clark Kent, put on some pants already.