15 revealing Thor spoilers you may (or may not) want to know about

Are you the kind of moviegoer who likes to know every little thing possible before heading to see a movie? Or the kind who doesn't want to know ANYTHING? We have no idea. So you'll have to decide for yourself whether to read what a guy who knows a guy who's already seen Thor has to say about it.

Thor won't be opening until May 6, 2011, but according to a poster at SuperHeroHype:

There is a certain someone that I know who is willing to provide information on Thor since they got a chance to see the whole movie,I will post spoilers as soon as possible like after I have received the information ... In the past they were reliable when I asked them about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. This special person works for a boss who deals with figuring out the audiences opinion on movies after they have seen them ...

So that being the case, which kind of person are you? The kind who needs to know or the kind who doesn't? Better make up your mind fast, because here come those spoilers:

Thor ends up getting knocked out (unconscious) by The Destroyer.

Movie starts off with Natalie Portman, Kat Dennings and Stellan Skarsgård in a van out in the New Mexico desert observing a phenomenon in the sky. This is when Thor drops to Earth... Natalie Portman accidentally hits him with her van (which she does again later in the film)

We cut to a flashback of Thor back on Asgard. He's about to be anointed king by his dad (Anthony Hopkins) when two frost people or whatever they're called infiltrate the palace and try to steal a "casket" which Thor's dad got during a battle with the frost people on their planet.

Thor tries to convince his dad to wage war against the frost people after they broke the truce with Asgard. Thor's dad refuses; Thor, Loki and 3 other soldiers (Jaime Alexander and two dudes) end up going to the frost planet alone

Thor's dad comes to the rescue just as the Frost people are about to kill Thor and his warriors (despite Thor kicking *** for much of the scene)

Inside his detention cell; Thor is visited by Loki...who tells him that his father has died

Thor confronts the Destroyer, and apologizes to Loki (via a conduit with the Destroyer) about what caused him to be resentful of Thor after becoming king of Asgard.

It was actually Loki who helped the frost people infiltrate the Asgard palace; Loki made a deal with the frost king in that Loki would help the frost king kill Thor's father in exchange for Loki assuming complete control of Asgard (this was a LIE)

Thor destroys the Destroyer by a blow to the head by his Hammer

Thor shares a kiss with Natalie Portman before going back to Asgard to confront Loki--who kills the frost king just as he is about to kill Thor's father (Loki essentially did everything as a way to earn Odin's respect)

Out on the rainbow bridge, Thor defeats Loki. He and Loki are hanging along the edge of the bridge and are about to be sucked into a wormhole when Odin (who regained consciousness when Thor returned to Asgard) comes to their rescue.

Loki tells Odin that he "did this all for him" (killing the frost king and about to destroy his planet)...but Odin replies that he didn't want peace "like this." Loki realizes he failed his father once again and lets go of the bridge...falling into the wormhole

Back in the Asgard palace, all is well. But we see Thor on what remains of the Rainbow bridge...asking the Gatekeeper (Idris Elba) what Natalie Portman is doing back on Earth.

Thor had to destroy the rainbow bridge (with his Hammer), which was his only way to get to Earth, because Loki threaten to go to Earth and kill Natalie Portman

The Gatekeeper replies with "She is searching for you." Final shot of the film is of Natalie Portman, Kat Dennings and Stellan Skarsgård inside a room working on their science equipment.

Of course, there are no guarantees that ANY of that info is accurate. But still ... which kind of person were you? The kind who needed to know? Or the kind who now needs to go scrub his brain to forget all this stuff?

( via Bleeding Cool)

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