Tracy Morgan retells the story of Star Wars. Kinda.

While sitting in the guest chair on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, the 30 Rock star made a case for the love between Luke Skywalker and Han Solo that would make George Lucas shake his head.

It's as if he last saw The Empire Strikes Back 20 years ago and remembers some things with perfect recall, and other things with ... somewhat less specificity. He nails some of the lines with pinpoint detail, while things like, you know, names elude him.

And yet, I would pay to see a one-man performance of Tracy Jordan's Star Wars any day of the week.