And if I were to tell you that was the weirdest thing that happened when Smith made his U.S. talk show debut last night on The Late Late Show, then I'd be lying. Because you'd be hard pressed to find a more endearingly loopy 15 minutes.
One can't really call what Ferguson does interviewing, as I'm not entirely sure he asked the delightfully flustered Smith an actual question. And yet they still figured out the name of the hooker Smith should've picked up while in Vegas, formed a band called Three Octopuses and an Otter, and played with something called a "mouth organ"—which isn't as dirty as you'd hope it'd be.
Oh, and Daleks are all male because they're covered in balls. You're welcome.
(via Topless Robot)