TV THIS WEEK: No Ordinary Family and Stargate Universe premiere

We'll finally get a look at the new series No Ordinary Family this week, along with the premieres of Stargate Universe and Human Target, which resolve their cliffhangers. And a winner is picked on the season finale of Scream Queens 2.

Beyond that, Chuck and Sarah head to Milan for Fashion Week, we find out who the detainees are on The Event, it's more sexspionage for Steven and Samantha on Undercovers, Sheldon tries to figure out a way to live forever on The Big Bang Theory, Katherine's back on The Vampire Diaries, Alternate Olivia and Peter make out on Fringe, Team Truth probes for ghosts underwater in Destination Truth, Clark meets a new reporter for the Daily Planet in Smallville, Sam and Dean hunt for a baby snatcher in Supernatural, Audrey may have a poltergeist on Haven, two sisters find evil in an abandoned mining town in The Graves, and challenges abound as Dexter tries to get past his wife's murder.

Here's what we have to look forward to this week on sci-fi, fantasy, paranormal and spy-fi TV, along with non-sci-fi shows that involve sci-fi or fantasy storylines or stars.

UPDATE 9/29/10: Due to last minute changes in Fox scheduling, Human Target will not air this Friday. Instead it will now premiere on November 17 and will air on Wednesdays at 8 p.m. This is due to the hole left by the cancellation of Lone Star on Mondays. Lie To Me is moving into that spot next week, with Human Target taking it's place on Wednesdays in November.

Monday, Sept. 27

Chuck (NBC) 8 p.m. - "Chuck Versus the Suitcase"

There's another long list of guest stars this week, including Karolina Kurkova, Lou Ferrigno and Isaiah Mustafa, as Chuck and Sarah go undercover for Fashion Week in Milan in an attempt to find a high-tech weapon. Meanwhile, Morgan uncovers a vulnerability at the Buy More (which I'm guessing isn't that big red Defcon One button that's just waiting to be pushed), and Casey tries to make a home in Burbank.

Here's a preview:

The Event (NBC) 9 p.m. - "To Keep Us Safe"

So where'd the plane go? You'll find out in this episode, along with who the detainees actually are. Meanwhile, the president's men rush to figure out what happened, and Sean continues his search to find his girlfriend.

Scream Queens 2 (VH1) 10 p.m. - "Episode 8"

Season finale! The last three scream queen hopefuls standing face their final challenges, after which the role in Saw 3D will be awarded.

Here's a sneak peek:

And other Monday shows of interest

On ABC's Castle (10 p.m.), a psychic predicts her own death, but it's up to Beckett and Castle to figure out who killed her. And on National Geographic there's two episodes of Ancient X-Files (9 & 10 p.m.), with a look at "The Holy Grail" and an examination of a bloodstained relic in "The Blood of Christ."

Tuesday, Sept. 28

No Ordinary Family (ABC) 8 p.m. - "Pilot"

Series premiere! Michael Chiklis and Julie Benz play Jim and Stephanie Powell, who end up gaining superpowers along with their kids after their plane crashes in the Amazon. Jim discovers he has super strength, Stephanie has super speed, daughter Daphne turns telepathic, and son J.J. becomes a genius.

Here's a promo:

Stargate Universe (Syfy) 9 p.m. - "Intervention"

Season-two premiere! Stargate Universe returns with the conclusion to the season-one finale cliffhanger, which left which left us wondering who would live and who would die. When last we saw the crew, they were under attack by the Lucian Alliance after Alliance soldiers had taken control of the Destiny. In the opener, Rush plots to use radiation from the binary pulsar to get back control of the Destiny.

Here's a preview and a sneak peek:

And other Tuesday shows of interest

On the Animal Planet's Lost Tapes (10 & 10:30 p.m.), a private security firm that specializes in the unexplained hunts a perpetrator in New Orleans who was believed to be dead for eight years in "Zombies," and a sea creature attacks treasure hunters in the Baltic Sea in "Kraken." On Discovery's The Colony (10 p.m.), on this reality series about trying to survive after a viral apocalypse, the colonists work on the escape boat but face a difficult choice. And on the Travel Channel's Ghost Adventures (10 p.m.), the Rolling Hills Sanitarium in Bethany, N.Y., is investigated.

Wednesday, Sept. 29

Undercovers (NBC) 8 p.m. - "Instructions"

Steven and Samantha go on their first case as partners, which involves a kidnapped scientist who is being forced to make a bomb. Meanwhile, Leo meets Samantha's sister Lizzy.

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Ghost Hunters (Syfy) 9 p.m. - "Lemp Mansion"

The TAPS team takes on one of the most haunted houses in America when it investigates the Lemp Mansion in St. Louis.

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And other Wednesday shows of interest

On the Science Channel's Sci Fi Science (10 p.m.), it's a look at whether aliens really exist as Dr. Kaku tries to make "First Contact."

Thursday, Sept. 30

The Big Bang Theory (CBS) 8 p.m. - "The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification"

Get ready for the Shel-Bot and a Steve Wozniak cameo. When Sheldon realizes he won't live long enough to see technology that will allow his consciousness to be downloaded into a robot, he tries to figure out a way to live longer.

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The Vampire Diaries (The CW) 8 p.m. - "Memory Lane"

You might think you know everything that happened in 1864 between Damon, Katherine and Stefan, but you'd be wrong. On "Memory Lane," Katherine reveals to Stefan what really happened when she turned him into a vampire, and then the busy vamp finally has a face-to-face Elena. Elsewhere, Tyler tries to find out the truth about Mason and his family's past, while Damon works on getting answers of his own.

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Fringe (Fox) 9 p.m. - "The Box"

Peter, Walter and the Alternate Olivia investigate a case that involves a strange box that might be causing people to go into trances and never wake up. Meanwhile, Walter and Nina meet for a reading of William Bell's will.

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Destination Truth (Syfy) 9 p.m. - "Ghost Fleet/Japanese River Monster"

Josh Gates and Team Truth go on the first-ever underwater ghost investigation of a World War II fleet.

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Beast Legends (Syfy) 10 p.m. - "Winged Lion"

The Beast Legends crew explore the legend of the griffin in Mongolia.

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And other Thursday shows of interest

On The CW's Nikita (8 p.m.), Nikita poses as a nanny and Michael begins to question Percy's motives in "Rough Trade." And on the History Channel's Stan Lee's Superhumans (10 p.m.), profiles include Salim Haini, who can eat anything without hurting himself, 2009 U.S. Memory Champion Ron White and pilot Greg Poe, who can withstand forces up to 12 Gs.

Friday, Oct. 1

Medium (CBS) 8 p.m. - "The Match Game"

When Allison starts seeing symbols above people's heads, she begins to believe they might allow her to match people with their soul mates. Meanwhile, a sexual harassment suit is filed against one of Joe's colleagues. Tony Hale and Lana Parrilla guest-star.

Smallville (The CW) 8 p.m. - "Shield"

When Lois leaves for Egypt, the Daily Planet hires Cat Grant (Keri Lynn Pratt) to replace her. Of course, a girl reporter for the Planet can't stay out of trouble for long, and Clark gets to rescue her from an assassin named Deadshot (Bradley Stryker), only to discover that there's a plot against the Blur. And in Egypt, Lois ends up under Carter Hall's protection.

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Supernatural (The CW) 9 p.m. - "Two and a Half Men"

Sam drags Dean on a case involving kidnapped babies and murdered parents. However, when a baby is left behind, things begin to get really weird.

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Star Wars: The Clone Wars (The Cartoon Network) 9 p.m. - "Sphere of Influence"

It looks like Greedo and Jabba are going to pop up to cause some trouble.

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Haven (Syfy) 10 p.m. - "Resurfacing"

Audrey begins to believe a poltergeist might be responsible for attacking visitors at a local family's house. We're nearing the end of Haven's run. What do you think? Should Syfy renew it for a second season?

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And other Friday shows of interest

On The Cartoon Network's Batman: The Brave and the Bold (7 p.m.), it's "Requiem for a Scarlett Speedster!" On Disney's Wizards of Waverly Place (8 p.m.), Alex Justin and Max try to rescue Mason from rogue wizards who've kidnapped him and turned him into a dog. And on the Travel Channel's Ghost Adventures (9 p.m.), the ghost hunters return to Bobby Mackey's Music World in Wilder, Ky., to check out how their 2008 investigation may have allowed spirits to followed them home.

Saturday, Oct. 2

The Graves (Syfy) 9 p.m.

Tony Todd stars in this movie about two sisters (Clare Grant and Jillian Murray) who go to the wrong abandoned mining town and end up battling an evil force in a fight for their lives. The Graves was written and directed by Brian Pulido.

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And other Saturday shows of interest

On the Travel Channel's Ghost Stories (10 p.m.), a 19th-century mansion in New Orleans is explored that is believed to be haunted by an eccentric man who claimed to be a sultan from Turkey and whose entourage was slaughtered.

Sunday, Oct. 3

Dexter (Showtime) 9 p.m. - "Hello Bandit"

As Dexter attempts to move past Rita's death and get the family's routine back on track, he stumbles onto something that may lead to his next target. Meanwhile, the squad scrambles to solve a brutal murder in a Venezuelan neighborhood.

Here's a creepy sneak peek:

And other Sunday shows of interest

On the Animal Channel's The Haunted (10 p.m.), a paranormal researcher is allegedly seduced by a female demon.

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