Bizarre, completely NSFW '$#%@ Me, Ray Bradbury' music video

As if Ray Bradbury didn't have enough reasons to hate the Internet, here comes a totally NSFW (and when we say NSFW, we mean NSFW) music video celebrating him as "the greatest sci-fi writer in history"—but we have a feeling he won't appreciate it.

Rachel Bloom, who wrote and stars in "$#%@ Me, Ray Bradbury," wants to feed him grapes and Dandelion Wine, and do any number of unmentionable NSFW things to him that you'll have to watch the video to learn.

Don't wait by the phone, though, Rachel. We have a feeling it won't be ringing.

(via Neil Gaiman)