If you ever wanted to hear Worf say, in his deep-voiced Worfy way, "What do you say we make apple juice and fax it to each other?"—and who hasn't?—you'll want to check out this bizarrely dubbed (and NSFW) clip of your Star Trek: The Next Generation favorites. Be careful, though. You might end up snorting apple juice out your nose.
Don't say we didn't warn you.