15 of the most disgusting Halloween candies you can buy

You could serve your friends ordinary candy corn and chocolate bars at your Halloween bash, but where's the fun in that? Don't just feed them—disgust them! That's why, for the 17th of our 31 specials for the 31 days of Halloween, we present the most revolting treats money can buy.

Come back tomorrow at noon to meet the most terrifying movie neighbors from hell.


Candy Blood Bags

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Why drink wine when you can drink blood? OK, so it's only cherry-flavored syrup ... but we can dream, can't we?


Ear Wax Candy

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This candy comes with a plastic swab to dig out what's actually just a fruit gel. At least they tell us it's just a fruit gel. And a candy company wouldn't lie, would it?


Zit Poppers

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Squeeze these soft, sticky zits and a candy ooze seeps out. Or if you want to head home from the party alone, just apply them directly to your face.


Organ Harvest Gummy Candies

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Turn your party into a haunted hospital with these gummy hearts, lungs, brains and intestines.


Candy Scabs

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Don't just pick at your scabs—eat them!


Hose Nose

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Use the elastic straps to wear this rubber nose over your own and then root around for the candy slime. Or buy two, so you can prove that everything you were told in the third grade was wrong by picking your friend and your friend's nose!


Barf Bag

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These orange-flavored gummy and liquid candies make for a wonderful—forgive us—gag gift.


Sour Flush Toilet

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Use the edible plunger pops to clean out the plastic toilet filled with sour power candy while trying not to think of the real thing.


Toe Jam

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Apple-flavored cotton candy treats so perfectly shaped they could have been molded between your own toes.


Zombie Cupcakes

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Yeah, we know that cupcakes technically aren't candy, but still—BRAINS!


Sour Liquid Candy Urine Samples

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Unscrew the cap and all you'll find is lemonade, but suddenly the blood bags above don't seem quite as unappealing as they did a moment ago.


White Chocolate Maggots

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A Halloween treat even Gil Grissom would approve of.


Booger

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The manufacturer claims that these are "tangy boogies that look & feel real!" But how can they be so sure? We'd love to get a peek at their research and development department.


Bloody Eyeball Gumball

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These cherry-filled gumballs are the only candy here that when you look at it, looks back.


Chocolate Doo Drops

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The less said about this molded chocolate the better. We don't know about you, but if we dared to eat it at all, we'd probably have to do it with our eyes closed.


And while you're in a Halloween state of mind, why not check out:

Day 1: 19 amazing Star Wars pumpkins

Day 2: Our 9 favorite crazy zombie kills of all time (video)

Day 3: 10 scariest Stephen King novels

Day 4: 14 great Cthulhu toys that make devouring souls fun

Day 5: 15 haunted cereals that will scare your dentist

Day 6: 20 great costumes to dress up your pet

Day 7: 21 (mostly) sexy female stormtroopers (NSFW)

Day 8: 9 movie and TV clowns that scared the hell out of us

Day 9: 10 creepy movie kids even Angelina Jolie wouldn't adopt

Day 10: 6 most awesome Stephen King horror films (plus 3 that sucked)

Day 11: 16 horror movie posters so gruesome they make our eyeballs bleed

Day 12: 16 hot movie and TV vampires who turn us into willing victims

Day 13: 20 awesomely hot Slave Leia costumes (slightly NSFW)

Day 14: 14 lamest horror movie killer costumes (What were they thinking?)

Day 15: 9 of the grossest, goriest X-Files creatures

Day 16: 11 splatterific exploding head scenes from the movies

Day 18: 19 freakiest movie and TV neighbors from hell

Day 19: 11 most disturbing Treehouse of Horror segments from The Simpsons

Day 20: 9 rampaging space zombies hungry for our sci-fi brains

Day 21: 10 most nightmarish movie prom nights

Day 22: 11 scary, goofy and just plain revolting movie possessions

Day 23: 13 kick-ass moments from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Day 24:13 real haunted houses you can visit in the U.S.

Day 25: 15 ghoulish apps you can download to your iPhone

Day 26: 20 hot film and TV witches and warlocks that cast a spell on us

Day 27: The 10 most truly, utterly evil things in sci-fi

Day 28: The 15 cursed movie objects you NEVER want to own

Day 29: 14 most twisted original Twilight Zone twist endings

Day 30: 16 sci-fi costumes that would definitely get you fired (NSFW)

Day 31: 12 awesome sci-fi Halloween moments, real and fake